Farcry 2
Malaria, you have it and you had better fine some pills. Oh, to find these pills one has to find random shacks in Africa. Once you have found the shack then dispose of the guards. Bend those broken fingers back into place and pull that 9mm bullet of your arm. Now, you can move on with whichever mission you where in the middle of. Welcome to Farcry 2.
Tedious, is the best way to define this game. Weapons that rust and blow apart within a hour of buying. Enemies that spawn every time you cross through an outpost, even if you go around those motherlovers will run to their cars and proceed to chase you down. You would out run them put they seem to have hit your radiator. Now you have to get out and turn a wrench a few times all while under fire.
Want to know where you are going? Look at your map! Oh, forgot to let you know; you have to look down at your map while driving. For anyone who has held a map in Minecraft, same idea just include an infinite of armed enemies, trying to drive through jungles, and trying to get where you going.
A bank roll is not going help you here. People are only interested in diamonds. Yeah, get some of that ice and buy some weapons! Oh, each diamond is either an award for mission or they are in random suitcases scurried around the whole map. Some even require a hang glider to reach them. Each suitcase holds a whopping 2 or 3 diamonds. So don’t spend them all in one place.
But before you can get some diamonds and be awesome; your Malaria is flaring so go find another shack.
-CAe
Tedious, is the best way to define this game. Weapons that rust and blow apart within a hour of buying. Enemies that spawn every time you cross through an outpost, even if you go around those motherlovers will run to their cars and proceed to chase you down. You would out run them put they seem to have hit your radiator. Now you have to get out and turn a wrench a few times all while under fire.
Want to know where you are going? Look at your map! Oh, forgot to let you know; you have to look down at your map while driving. For anyone who has held a map in Minecraft, same idea just include an infinite of armed enemies, trying to drive through jungles, and trying to get where you going.
A bank roll is not going help you here. People are only interested in diamonds. Yeah, get some of that ice and buy some weapons! Oh, each diamond is either an award for mission or they are in random suitcases scurried around the whole map. Some even require a hang glider to reach them. Each suitcase holds a whopping 2 or 3 diamonds. So don’t spend them all in one place.
But before you can get some diamonds and be awesome; your Malaria is flaring so go find another shack.
-CAe